Hi Mark!

This is a picture of my friend Mark that I cropped out from a larger photo taken at my wedding. Much to Mark's confusion, all of my previous references to "Mark" on this blog have not been about him, but someone else named Mark.

I'd tell you about Danny but Mark is blocking him out of the picture.

On the other hand, the girl in the background with the cell phone is a bitch and had no business at my wedding. She sulked the whole time and picked apart one of my flowers as if it existed only for her amusement.

Why must innocent daisies suffer needlessly?

In case you forgot Mark, and to completely revert back to 11 years ago, You're awesome.